THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets

We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

by Homoriffic December 12, 2006

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 12, 2003

how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.

hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?

by Flizzo My Nizzo November 16, 2006

my Internet connection

Trash

Trash my Internet connection is trash

by qwerty14564 March 17, 2021

Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto

Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...

by adellexie January 06, 2022

Internet Prime Time

The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downloads.

"This album is taking forever to download! It must be internet prime time"

by Dudey McCool May 26, 2009

fulltime internet homo

Pretty much just Daniel Howell.
This happens when you „meant“ to say fulltime internet hobo....

„I quit COLLEGE to become a fulltime internet homo, I MEAN HOBO. Gosh.“

by Strange Phangirl January 02, 2018