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456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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Firsting

Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.
Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.
by Folgersinyourcup January 1, 2019
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there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.
" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."
by Tee Lady July 23, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release
by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025
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