Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

Noob

¹A person who really sucks at games
²A person new to a game

what a noob.

by Some Crappy User May 1, 2016

NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all

OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!

by themissile14 June 6, 2015

noob

1. A newbie
2. A player who sucks at everything and calls the opposing team hackers

1. Vincent: Yo Tim, let's play some Overwatch!

Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...

Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!

2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*

noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1

1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob

by The retarded boy May 26, 2017

Noob

Noob - A noob is someone who is a "new player". On the game, ROBLOX, this word is commonly used when veterans or people who aren't new see new players. Or noobs are people who wear free things and do not have BC or is not a "1.0" or "2.0". A "noob" is also someone who is a "bacon hair" or "noodle hair". Veterans normally call new players these names when the boy/girl has the Straight Blond Hair or Pal Hair. People also call others a noob when they don't use correct grammer or doesn't have a black or white skin on their avatar.

Pro: HEY NOOB! YOU SUCK DICK!
Noob: im sorry...
Pro #2: Leave him alone.

by iiVixBlox January 7, 2017

Noob Syndrome

A teenage girl or boy addicted to say a word "noob" 24/7 and cannot be stopped.

Devanny: hi noob!
Devanny: *sings* felix navinoob...

Barry: omg she got noob syndrome!

by coolestlightning February 8, 2022

Noob

New player. often thought to mean "you're a fucking idiot" when in reality the people misusing the word are often more empty-headed than a box of rocks

Hows about no: i'm a noob here, can anyone teach me how to play?
xxXxxmlgbootyswag420420xxXxx: HAHA N0000000B LRN 2 PLAY U DUMMY
Hows about no: dude.... are you like 10?

by Hows about no July 13, 2017