nasty nipple syndrome

Nasty Nipple Syndrome is a genetic disease some people have that makes their nipples pointy and off color, sometimes called N.N.

"Dude nick jonas has some bad N.N."
"What's N.N?"
"Nasty Nipple Syndrome, i mean it pretty much explains itself"
"Yeah your right he is super eww"

by DEFEATNASTYNIPPLES October 28, 2014

nipple burn

When your nipples rub against fabric while having rough modified Doggy-Style.

"I got nipple burn last night"

by TheFrenchLady xox March 14, 2016

crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023

big nippled

One who has big nipples

That girl over there is big nippled.

by limpet88 October 8, 2020

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.

mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.

by helloguy1 November 27, 2020

Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017