You Made no money saying that

Use when someone just talking shii

Jason: You fat and you stink

Jamal: You made no money saying that

by Ezzlexx August 15, 2024

why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024

Flork You

Alien-speak for the phrase “Fuck You”

Jack “Hey David”
David “What”
Jack “I what my pants”
David “Flork You!”

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

May the Rizz be with you

A famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars usually associated with the character ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz-Kenobi for short). It is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck or good rizz. It expressed the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.

Jeremy: DAYUM shawty looking fine as hell, I'm finna ask for her number

Mark: May the Rizz be with you.

by DripSoup January 17, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023