awesomeness bitch

when something is so amazing when you try describe it with "awesomeness" one cannot refrain from adding the word "bitch"

Harry, "Dude i passed the drug test!"
Ray, "Awesomeness bitch!"

by thisguy123456 January 12, 2012

National Bad Bitch Day

August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!

Person 1 : You a bad bitch! Here ya go!

SEND IT!! It's National Bad Bitch Day!

8/5/2019

by Nicki Babygirl August 05, 2022

Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.

Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life

by Player07 May 28, 2024

Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 05, 2015

Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.

1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!

by Jaegizibe May 02, 2016

Stiletto a bitch

To stab someone who offended you in the jugular with the heel of your stiletto pump

Was she flirting with you, don't make me stiletto a bitch!

by tchawkat March 06, 2016

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 11, 2013