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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019
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Do what Owen says day

On tuesday april 18 Izzy must do whatever Owen says
Do what Owen says day means you must do whatever Owen says
by Owen987 April 16, 2023
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National Sex Day

It's a day when u dont care about tomorrow and you bang like there's nothing else. You have the most fun and your girlfriend has to accept the deal.
Comeon baby, it's National Sex Day, let's have some fun!!
by Hellle May 30, 2024
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Murder Your Mean Partner Day

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals
boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals
by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019
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National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th
Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day
by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022
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