Dylan is a FAT CAR SALESMAN
Hey look! There's Dylan. I freaken love FAT CAR SALESMEN!
Quick, tell him 4 things you like and dislike about him!!!
Quick, tell him 4 things you like and dislike about him!!!
by LotsOfHamburgerCheese24 November 2, 2025
Get the Dylanmug. by Bigcocc jones August 6, 2023
Get the Dylan palmer ass niggamug. Sexy little boy. Tends to have asian heritage. Dylans are very nocturnal species and have flip floppyness. They vape alot and smoke weed sometimes. Short and sweet.
by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan O’Brien is a gorgeous, beautiful, magnificent, gift to mankind. I could (seriously) write hour-long essays on how perfect his nose is. I believe that God created men then sent us Dylan O’Brien as an apology.
He is the definition of perfect. From his charismatic smile and the twinkle in his eyes, to his talent and incredible portrayal of his characters in movies. Perfection.
He is the definition of perfect. From his charismatic smile and the twinkle in his eyes, to his talent and incredible portrayal of his characters in movies. Perfection.
EXAMPLE 1
Boy1 : “Hey, you look so perfect tonight..”
Girl 1 : “No.. Dylan O’Brien looks perfect. Tonight. Every other night. And day.”
EXAMPLE 2
Boy 2 : “Hey, what’s your name, darling?”
Girl 2 : “Not interested unless you are Dylan O’Brien. Bye.”
Boy1 : “Hey, you look so perfect tonight..”
Girl 1 : “No.. Dylan O’Brien looks perfect. Tonight. Every other night. And day.”
EXAMPLE 2
Boy 2 : “Hey, what’s your name, darling?”
Girl 2 : “Not interested unless you are Dylan O’Brien. Bye.”
by ilovedylano’brien!!lari!! January 9, 2024
Get the Dylan O’Brienmug. by AuntyA_26 September 19, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. by yuhhh;( May 18, 2022
Get the dylan giving upmug. by Boobz34 August 16, 2022
Get the stiff dylanmug.