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Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.
Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus
by Gilliams June 6, 2022
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post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
by Driver666 August 8, 2022
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Depressed

When your in the dark and hear, help, or see you and every time you try to find the light...you get hurt in every way and your heart start breaking because you gave your heart to the people who hurt you the fucking most.

You just want to set yourself free from this living hell but you can't do it...something holds you back from that.

And as you and me are like this...all we can do is listen you music in our beds until it's over or at least it's a little better, it could take some hours or a lifetime... mabey it's for the best for now...
Short version definition "Depressed"
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People won't give a sh¡t how you feel, keep your heart safe...
by 8R0K3NL0V3R August 10, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game
I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro
by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022
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digital depression

A depression directly induced by digital technology that fails to meet working expectations. The depression is often triggered by a modern digital gadgets such as a smart phone or tablet.
My mother often experiences digital depression when her smartphone doesn't connect a call.
by soup4thesoul November 7, 2022
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Sudden depression

Sudden depression occurs when you're literally just minding your own business and out of no where - a wave of depression slaps you in the face. No body knows why this happens but I assume it's just a mental thing.
"Idk how I got depressed man, sudden depression I guess"
by kyple November 7, 2022
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