The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
by B-Win December 16, 2011
Get the Half-blind datemug. A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
Get the Half faced bastardmug. The time that passes from the birth of a meme (usually on 4chan or Reddit), until it is popularized and ruined by normie scum (usually on IFunny and Facebook).
"These Italian memes are quickly reaching their meme half-life"
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."
by EarthDragon1 March 27, 2017
Get the Meme Half-Lifemug. 1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"
Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"
Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"
Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"
Person #3 "Gays."
Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"
Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"
Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"
Person #3 "Gays."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
Get the Half-Past Britishmug. A sitcom on CBS that, like most sitcoms created by Peter Lorre, is successful despite being shamelessly uninnovative and completely predictable. In it, Charlie Sheen - playing himself, more or less - moves in with his dorky, recently divorced brother (played by Jon Cryer) to help him raise his son. Despite its low ambitions, it is an acceptable viewing choice if nothing else is on. However, its achievements cannot be ignored. Two and a Half Men gave Jon Cryer a role to be remembered for aside from Duckie in Pretty in Pink, and Charlie Sheen singlehandedly revived the popularity of the bowling shirt. Keep your expectations low and you'll probably enjoy it.
I only watched that episode of Two and a Half Men because it just happened to come on the channel I was watching and I couldn't find the remote. It wasn't bad though. Not great, but not bad, either.
by roundthewheel October 23, 2007
Get the two and a half menmug. a member of the male species
by *** November 17, 2003
Get the half witted gorillamug. It`s the action of cutting off someone just a bit while walking. This makes it difficult for the person to decide to either slow down to let the person pass or move to the side and continue on. The moment the half-cut is initiated, the period of hesitance will start and will last about 7 seconds and, afterwards, the victim will realize the doucheness of this action and will be mad for the rest of his walk. The worst way to be half-cut is when you are walking along a wall and someone preforms a half-cut. In this situation, you try to pick up the pace and squeeze by, but ends in a awkward touching between the two.
by wopi October 31, 2010
Get the half-cutmug.