vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 29, 2008

Vagina Poop

Chidren.

Dude, that guy over there is vagina poop.

by pyromantaco January 15, 2011

vagina transmutation

ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.

The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

Vagina Cakes

(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.

I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.

by Stafford154 January 13, 2006

Vagina balls

When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"

Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)

by blondyyninja February 10, 2010

Vagina Handle

When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.

Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.

Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?

Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.

by Shatburgers October 16, 2010

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 24, 2015