Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017

holy molygoly

To be surprised or

Is to be very sexy

Holy molygoly can be used to express someone's opinion about another persons apperance.

Jen: "she is not holy molygoly"
Bob: "holy molygoly she is beautiful"

by Simon f March 27, 2017

holy magoly

Is to be very sexy (like a beluga)

Jen: wow! I'm a goalie, and I like geese!

Ben: oh my, you are very holy magoly!

by Simon f March 27, 2017

Holy Caron

She a child of god

Holy Caron!!!
Who's Caron and why is she holy???
Cause she a child of god.

by Carl275 June 22, 2016

feast of holi

A Hindu (marijuana) festival (e.g. the feast of Holi) that entails the consumption of drinks, cakes, and candies made of Marijuana.

Usually I abstain from marijuana throughout the year but enjoy a nice big glass of bhang during the feast of Holi.

by gmunchies September 21, 2016

holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal September 12, 2016