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Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.
person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes
by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023
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Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!
by Joey Delu April 26, 2022
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Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward
"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."
by opinionatedash February 17, 2024
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Canadian Cowgirl

When a woman named josie sits on your lap and feeds you a snowcone
She came over and started doing a Canadian Cowgirl it was good
by jamesthebird12 December 31, 2022
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Canadian tunnel digger

The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.
Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
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