by skeeter boot definer December 7, 2018

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

1) A term used when expressing disgust or weirdness to something or of something
2) a come back to something so stupid that you don't even need an explanation
2) a come back to something so stupid that you don't even need an explanation
Her: come on please....
Him: stop being a bot slang
Example #2
Him: smells like boot slang in here
Example #3
Her: yeah and? What was I supposed to do
Him: shit idk I'm a total boot slang for believing that you could ever make one good decision
Him: stop being a bot slang
Example #2
Him: smells like boot slang in here
Example #3
Her: yeah and? What was I supposed to do
Him: shit idk I'm a total boot slang for believing that you could ever make one good decision
by RoseVelvet09 April 22, 2018

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.
Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"
Jon:"fucking boot"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"
Jon:"fucking boot"
by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

by LAURA December 28, 2004

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
