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Books

Books can not save your day so just fing move on
Books can not help you
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.
That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.
by Giannii April 12, 2010
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The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.
Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.
by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015
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Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"
by thamthon April 14, 2024
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Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.
I went to the library to check out some books to read.
by Clarinet User July 9, 2022
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Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
by i b flossin January 24, 2019
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