Turkey striking

The act of forcing raw turkey down one’s own rectum
“Did you see Aaron said he wanted to go turkey striking?” “That’s so weird
by The turkey gobbler November 30, 2022
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny November 28, 2008
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columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.
My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.
by Chalupacabbra March 13, 2021
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turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.
by Bitch_Chan November 17, 2015
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Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 17, 2024
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Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.
We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.
by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018
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Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023
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