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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 20, 2023
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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.
Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.
by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019
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Joke

by StupidHOE1 October 29, 2020
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Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny
yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes
by Firas324 July 27, 2021
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