Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011

Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

biggest shit

when you say or do something that is not really a big deal; "to get over it"

Val: Omg have you seen Miley's Adore video?
Ellie: Yeah, what about it?
Val: She touches herself wayyyy too much.
Ellie: SO, she adores herself. Biggest shit.

by silencemenever December 26, 2013

Shit

A brown piece of material that comes out of the ass.

I just took a big shit.

by fuck 1234 February 12, 2020