Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
by Río Bravó January 22, 2018
Get the shit happensmug. Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!
¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
by Making Mischief December 28, 2022
Get the Shit-Talkingmug. One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
Get the two shittedmug. by DP Official May 9, 2019
Get the Shitmug. A shit of some sort can be a person or an actual shit, a shit resembling a slug or a person that gives off pure slug shit vibes
‘Debbie is a lil slug shit’
‘Today I visited my sisters flat to find the slug shit circumstances she was in’
‘Richard why is there a slug shit in our bed?’
‘Today I visited my sisters flat to find the slug shit circumstances she was in’
‘Richard why is there a slug shit in our bed?’
by Datblondebitch July 25, 2022
Get the Slug shitmug. A kid who kills u in COD and Tea bags u when u die he is a natural fag and most of his friends ducking hate him he should be hung from a tree
by The Master ass eater Mikester July 5, 2018
Get the Faggatorial Piece of Shitmug. Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022
Get the Oh shitmug.