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Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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your mom

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by anonymous April 11, 2022
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Ask your crush for their sweater day

Go up to your Crush on December 3 and ask for their sweater\hoodie
Ask your crush for their sweater day don’t be scared
by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 21, 2023
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button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking
Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking
by HollowLlama January 26, 2018
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Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist
If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell themyour mother sews socks in hell!”
by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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