Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.

Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."

by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017

The cool shit

Have you ever felt cool shiting?Well that is fuckin cool

I feel the cool shit and its fuckin cool

by bensoofydude March 9, 2021

Piece of Shit

Scum of the Earth, good for nothing, waste of space, and overall horrible individual.

Man, I don’t know who is a bigger piece of shit, Laura, or Daniel. Competing for that title is the only thing those two contribute to society.

by Rosa V December 16, 2021

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Piece of shit

What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.

Jordan is a piece of shit that doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Shit

T-Series

T-Series is shit

by T-Series is Ass December 10, 2018

Shit Shadow

A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.

I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."

Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"

by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023