Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020

bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings

darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad

by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020

Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.

After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .

by WC_WEB July 1, 2020

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

ham

to ham someone

I am going to ham you.

by iammethisisme September 28, 2020

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020