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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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Person 1: hi, im john
You: hi, im a noob
by emptydeepvoid December 14, 2020
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Used to be about being new, But people now refer it as ''bad'' at a game kinda.
HAHAHAHHAHAAH UR SUCH A NOOB LOLLOOLOOLOOL
by pancakeconsumer April 5, 2021
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that guy is such a noobsauvage
by downhit December 12, 2025
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Global Noob News

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?
by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
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When Amaury did not go to a named place he was considered a NOOB
by Beastly Noon June 1, 2018
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Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.
"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"
by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008
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