by Whynotlive January 26, 2017

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Teacher: Alright students make a scrap book regarding unit 15. It's due 1 month
Student 1: i hate this
Student 1: i hate this
by Yuzeri September 27, 2021

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

The business end of the phone book
by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
by ABCDEFG 2 MALICE👿 January 30, 2019
