Donald Trumpet

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

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Donald Thump

A physical reaction caused by one's frustration for Donald Trump's administration.

I exerted a Donald Thump against my couch.

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Donald trump is ONE OF A KIND. It’s a pretzel shape. Very ugly, tiny and poisonous.

P1: have you heard of Donald Trumps willy?

P2: YEAH ITS GROSS

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Hey Joe, did you hear about Mark? He put his opinion on Facebook and then was swiftly Donald Trumped.

Donald Trumped by Axl777 January 12, 2021

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A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.

Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.

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A picture of an angry orange Cheeto that broke the law

Donald trumps mugshot is hanging on my wall

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*types Donald trump*
Search bar: donalf trump

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