South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.
Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
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Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"
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Oh Con-Pear Burger

A burger that comes with pear
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Muenster Under the Bun Burger, you should try it!"
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My Farro Lady Burger

A burger served on a farro bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the My Farro Lady Burger, you should try it!"
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