Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.

"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."

by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008

poking mud with a stick

An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.

Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.

by Sean Baja Morris October 16, 2008

Kentucky Mud Trumpet

n. a sex act in which a male straddles himself above the face of his partner (male or female) who is lying on their posterior side. the other partner proceeds to give the standing male a handy (i.e. manual stimulation of the penile organ). whilst receiving said handy, the male places the large end of a cooking funnel under his anus. ideally the male will have eaten a large amount of shwarma for the sex act to have the maximum impact. as the male receiving the handy nears completion, he strains his bowels, thusly relieving himself of all excrement into the funnel; the small end of the funnel is conveniently stored in the other partner's mouth. All of the liquidy stool will be stored in the partner's mouth while the other ejaculates. There are two endings to this situation. The partner with the fecal matter in his/her mouth can swallow or spit into a freezer mug. A variation on the sex act involves spitting the fecal matter back into his/her lover's mouth, who then spit's that fecal matter/saliva/vomit into the other's butthole. This can be repeated ad infinitum. This variation is known as a Louisville Mud Flugelhorn. When multiple people daisy chain this act together it is known as a Kentucky Mud Trumpet Derby.

Tony: Dude did you hear about a Kentucky Mud Trumpet

Bob: No

Tony: Yeah, it's pretty gross dude.

Bob: Sweeet.

by viado_pra_caralho December 7, 2012

Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.

She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.

by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018

Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

by joe deezt fo sheezy my neezy March 22, 2011

stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011