My half-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the half-first great-cousin-niece mug.The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013
Get the Rusty First Hand mug.Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.
In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 6, 2025
Get the .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release. mug.For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
by tincopper April 7, 2014
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This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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