Exactly what it sounds like.
Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."
Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"
Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"
Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"
Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"
Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"
Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"
Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"
Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"
Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
Get the No Shower No Shave Sundaysmug. by peac0ckman December 11, 2019
Get the Shower Mac&Cheesemug. Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
by gabuman February 27, 2011
Get the Cuban dick showermug. Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower
“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”
“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”
“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”
by AudioPixie November 10, 2020
Get the Middle School Showermug. The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.
I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I start taking a shower during shower rush hour and I can't rinse the shampoo out of my hair.
by JBowe aka ChillaxinDrunk January 27, 2014
Get the shower rush hourmug. My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020
Get the Shower Asparagus Pissmug. by starklawyer January 1, 2020
Get the X lax Showermug.