Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"

Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew

by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023

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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.

My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.

by lilrenkx November 15, 2023

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Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.

Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!

by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023

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