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Karen

by Offbrandopossum July 18, 2022
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Karen

This is yet another asinine way for our sh#tty, patriarchal culture to demonize women for absolutely anything they do. There is no male equivalent term. Men also complain, call the cops on people for trivial reasons, and throw fits in public. But only women are policed with douchebag pejorative labels like this. Often by shitty white males who gleefully trot out entitled stereotypes like this against any woman who ever dares to take up her own space in the world and/or does not feel obligated to kiss said white dude's overly- entitled butthole for him.

If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.

By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.

So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
Man: That soccer mom prick tease uppity bitch is such a Karen!

Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?

Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.

Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
by Full Set not a Busted X July 19, 2022
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karen in charge

What do you call a woman that
1)is a Karen

2)wants to be in charge

that's a "Karen in charge"
What do you call a woman that
1)is a Karen

2)wants to be in charge
Is that a "Karen in charge"?
Time to check the urban dict.

My wife cock blocked me again while with my new love, she's such a "Karen in charge".
by KingDarren July 24, 2022
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Free roaming Karen

A Karen roaming around ready to unleash her Full Karen on someone.
A Karen on the loose
That girl on vacation is a free roaming Karen.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
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Free range Karen

When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .

Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.

She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.

Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
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Karen

Karen is one of the best friends you could have, she's always easy to make happy with some stupid jokes or even some food (hamburgers or coffee). She's always down to chitchat or to gossip with her friends about any topic. Sometimes she can be very sentimental but you can cheer her up pretty easily. If you are up to help her, she'll be up to help you too. She usually knows when something is wrong, so you should listen to them more frequently.
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: That's Karen, my best friend
Girl 1: Oh, she seems nice!
by BLAGE July 26, 2022
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Cackle of Karens

When a group of karens are together in a group on the prowl causing trouble.
A Cackle of Karens harassed some people minding their business today.
by Shadow Villager July 27, 2022
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