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No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
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Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.
My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.
by peac0ckman December 11, 2019
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Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
by gabuman February 27, 2011
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X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.
The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.
by starklawyer January 1, 2020
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shower rush hour

The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.
I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I start taking a shower during shower rush hour and I can't rinse the shampoo out of my hair.
by JBowe aka ChillaxinDrunk January 27, 2014
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Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020
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czech golden shower

When the cyclic rate of your Skorpian VZ-71 is so fast, the mag empties before the brass hits the ground.
This is a fast bitch. Its like the Czech Golden Shower...The Europeans really like their pee play...
by JerryMouse4532 November 17, 2022
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