Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Hop on skyblock

Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole

Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go

by cachigga laqueen May 6, 2022

Hop on knightfall a daring journey

is slang for having a crush on your homie

hey im gonna hop on knightfall a daring journey with charle

by judgement call May 7, 2022

hop on project winter

slang for ecosexuals having sex with the snow

hey I'm going skiing this weekend wanna hop on project winter

by judgement call May 7, 2022

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

hop off

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

Hop on criminality

Hop on criminality is used in the roblox criminality communication server, this means hop on the hit game roblox criminality, no im not getting payed to write this. This roblox game is the best of the best and you should play it, it's full of pvp and nonsense

Hop on criminality because its the most epic game in roblox

by FunnyGas November 16, 2022