Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

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Date

The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.

He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.

by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025