Piranha attack

When you make a controversial comment and start getting attacked on all sides by people who are offended by said comment.

Me: All I said was that I don't believe the Confederate flag is considered racist and the resulting flame war was like a piranha attack!

by Kanna-Chan May 6, 2015

velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.

"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"

by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.

Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away

by S.13 July 27, 2022

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023

Snap-Attack

When you crave Snapchat and go through all the different filters posting selfies for each one straight to your story and all your friends.

Ah snap! Hold me down. I think I'm going to have a snap-attack.

by Kalcaneal April 25, 2025

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011