Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong

HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi

by markuzz_oof April 15, 2019

Asian

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

by 7288572883 December 7, 2019

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Asian Boi

Its eli in a nutshell

Eli is like a grape but a asian boi grape the grape is empty

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

National Asian day

This day is to celebrate asians
Laugh at them
Love them
Fuck ‘em
This day is on DECEMBER 12th

Stephonopolous: what day is it today

Leelee: It’s National Asian day

Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!

by Jo Mama Bitch December 11, 2019

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019