your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022

Your mom

A great size

that redstone is bigger than your mom

by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022

your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing

random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom

by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 8th is the national day to kiss your girlfriend

Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022

Your eyes are pretty

A girl’s way of saying “I don’t like anything about you except for your eyes”

“I, uhh, think your eyes are pretty, Joe.”

by special human being May 11, 2021

Hug your crush day

Go hug your crush on May 30th!Because it’s hug your crush day!

Girl-Hey can I get a hug?

Crush-Why?

Girl-Because it’s hug your crush day!

by Charlotte Adams May 12, 2021