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Mexican Food Shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."
by hana2H January 26, 2024
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Shit Cunt

The worst of blokes, actual cockheads that you want to cave their heads in.
Jonothan Camilleri is an actual shit cunt
by Oaf oaf oaf November 28, 2017
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Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft
Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run
by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021
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Shit Pussy

A MAN’S DOOKIE CHUTE
A MAN’S RECTUM
Having some shit pussy in the penitentiary is more important than drankin water man

Fleece Johnson, M.D.
by Banxxx August 5, 2022
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Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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shit

when you give a shit to yuor stupid teacher shit mrs my teacher
Stranger: oi shit
by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021
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