Johnny was playing with his phone in the bathroom. His girlfriend knocks on the door. "Hurry up, Johnny! Finish your business! I'm dying to go!"
by Space Quest January 07, 2017
Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)
Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!
Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))
Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))
by B.briggs February 08, 2021
Expression use to challenge a opponent to make some start leaking blood or serious injuries by blows or punched
by Dee2024 December 21, 2023
by Dee2024 December 21, 2023
Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)
so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)
so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009
a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
by Sexydimma September 12, 2015