Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food

Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

Shit pee pee ass

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog

Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight

by Wee haha pooo peew April 19, 2022

Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018

Lil shit

Jojo P an annoying creature of habit that asks too many dumb questions

"ya lil shit!"

by Lolitslivp September 5, 2015