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Mt. Zion High School

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.
Did you hear about Mt. Zion High School's new fieldhouse?
by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022
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School

School = prison for juveniles
Home educated boy: where am I going for my sentence officer?
Officer: school!
Home educated boy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Sick sick man April 20, 2020
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Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023
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Pasadena High School

AKA PHS, home of the bulldogs ! the main HS in dena aka Pasadena, CA located in the northeast side of town . The van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts and graphic design academies. Best known for basketball, tho our football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. The Admin building has language classes upstairs, G building has history classes, H and I buildings have math and science classes downstairs. E building is generally for the slow kids. Here it's mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town like summit ave, that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You find a lot of cholos who get cross faded at victory park. teen pregnancies happen. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even white boys use the n word. armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You hear kids on the football team claim PDL, a team with future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, san bernardino, or TX because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers blazin by the tree, but no one ever does anything because the admin sucks. Lot of tenured teachers that don't give a shit. The bad kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
You go to Pasadena High School?
Yee I go to HS, shit's active!
by MooingSteakEater April 19, 2024
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Gorge Fisher Middle School

A school filled with drama petty people and practically 1 race which is “white” the Teachers are annoying and will get you in trouble for no reason. You learn nothing there and no one helps you with you problems!! It’s not fun at all . Drop out while you can 😁👍
Person1:what school do you go to

Person2” Gorge Fisher middle school
Person1: oh I feel bad 4 you
by Crumbcakes December 5, 2018
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The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.
Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta
by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018
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Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.
Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.
by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024
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