Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

your mom

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your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

wait your turn

A saying that is used to describe patience :
Dont look at others u have to Wait Your Turn

Ace : I see them niggas shining i wanna be like them

Mitch : Wait your turn B

by YF Omz ( WaitYours) May 26, 2023

kick it at your pad

Going to hang out at a friend’s house. Act of going to someone’s home. To visit someone.

Let’s kick it at Jeff’s pad in a few. I am jet over to your pad in a quick minute. I am roll over to your pad. Let’s chill at your pad. Let’s kick it at your pad bro. Bro you gonna come over and kick it for a few or what?

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025