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toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”
by Jaybonny April 26, 2024
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your mom

uhhhhh
your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.
mugGet the your mommug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Pop Your Couple<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Pop Your Couple<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Pop Your Couple<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
mugGet the April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Daymug.

Blow Your Honker

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"
by Anus Baby January 11, 2024
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