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Not on shit

by Tnotshit January 27, 2021
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Piece of shit

Slang term for an item or object that doesn't work the way it's supposed to or is broken.
This TV is a piece of shit even though I just bought it
by Blisterbutt April 19, 2019
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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
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Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020
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piece of shit

also known as my idiotic pedophilic ass classmate : b. matt
did you see that one guy name b.matt?
yes and he was creeping around lil kids
my classmate is a piece of shit
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Top shit

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...
Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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Blows shits

When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you
We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.
by Battered man June 5, 2024
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