She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

She’s Lost Control

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand

She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again

She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

Of course she can, she's Mona.

This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.

Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.

by tom holland stan August 26, 2017

She's probably pet a few cats in her day

A woman who's been with other women.

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014

She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

by dubbedout December 5, 2015

She-Krueger

The psycho-bitch from hell that crawls out from the inner cage when one's significant other lies or creates drama. She-Krueger wreaks massive havoc on the entire scene by snarling, growling, spitting, uttering incomplete sentences, throwing missiles, hurling insults, while her head is spinning round on her neck - vomit spewing everywhere. It's not pretty when She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage; everyone better run and hide!

You think that woman's a bitch?!?! Ain't got nothin' on She-Krueger! When my girlfriend catches me in a lie... Oh lawd; She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage, and THAT is one scary bitch! One of my friends accidentally witnessed She-Krueger. That poor fool ran off screaming in the night, with his hair on fire, eventually found his way home and locked himself in his room for days. His mama couldn't coax him out for nothin'; not even fresh oven-baked cookies and milk. Don't let your woman unleash She-Krueger: be nice to her!

by She-Krueger November 10, 2018

she has lovely titties

words spoken by shed himself.

Shed: You seen that Fiona yeah? She has lovely titties

by castersugar99 February 5, 2021