broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

GOAT

greatest of all time

J cole is the GOAT

by Weirdo24/7 January 2, 2017

goat dabbing

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!

by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017

Billy Goat's Gruff

When a male ejaculates up and onto his partners chin, imitating The Chin hairs on a Goat

" Aw Yeah I Pulled Out And Gave Her A Billy Goat's Gruff."

by Blair.Finnie February 1, 2017

Goat pussy

a pussy that has been fucke many times in a day , a girl named Maigan, a female that has no motivation, a female that aspires to do nothing but fuck and smoke weed, sperm bucket, dick port, fuck hole, cum dump,

man man that girl turned out to me nothing but goat pussy, we arrived at the party way to late nothing but goat pussy left , you invited goat pussy to my weeding dude?

by viable February 4, 2017