National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Put the fries in the bag

There's two definitions

Definition one: When an influencer is flopping so hard, people say put the fries in the bag because they think that they'll become a McDonald's worker later in life.

Definition two: When someone talks too much and isn't getting to the point, you say put the fries in the bag to make them get to the point.

" You're taking to long with this story, just put the fries in the bag"

by CHAERRIOS August 15, 2024

put bta

put bta means your about to put belt to that ass meaning your about to beat somebody's ass.

ouuuu jaz about to put bta on lyrik

by mwah_noman March 16, 2024

Putative

The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.

Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!

by Vegas95 September 29, 2021

put her away

when pappa slams her back doors in with his megacock after serenading her

After a quick meditation with the boys reflecting on the rockets at the Manor House, Señor Lee declared ; “Maaaate, she’s so lengers, i’ve got to put her away , it just has to be done lads”

by Heybro... July 22, 2024