Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.
Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.
by Viqtoria May 23, 2020
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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
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You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier
Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier
by Rangoooooo October 31, 2022
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 24, 2021
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Put up

Typically something a person says when they’re in a relationship
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Put up

1.To be pregnant

2. To be in a serious relationship
I can’t really do much now that I’m put up.
by Kenken96 January 20, 2024
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Put up

When your significant other takes care of you and make it so that you don’t have to work or depend on anyone else for anything.
She doesn’t need a second job anymore, she’s put up.
by ElianaSmarts December 29, 2022
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