awestruck police truck

just means "an awestruck person"

"Wow, I'm an awestruck police truck after that performance."

by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

Filial police

1. An individual who monitors, judges, or enforces the degree to which others (usually siblings or peers) fulfill their duties and respect toward their parents.
2. A person who unsolicitedly critiques another's performance of filial piety.

examples

1. I posted a photo of my vacation and the filial police immediately commented asking why I didn't take my parents with me.
2. "I didn't answer my dad's call for twenty minutes and the filial police—my aunt—already messaged me to say I'm being a 'distant' son."
3. "I wanted to buy a new car, but the filial police in the family group chat started lecturing me about how that money should go toward my parents' retirement instead."
4. "I mentioned being tired of my mom's drama, and suddenly my best friend turned into the filial police, telling me I should 'honor my mother' no matter what."

by Ahirakshita January 9, 2026

The ageless policy

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.

that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy

by woulja blowme September 15, 2004

expansionary monetary policy

Getting more money all the time. Continuous money supply because you're ballin'.

As I was selling crack I was experiencing an expansionary monetary policy.

by Micah Bray January 4, 2008

to pull a Poly9

To do something overnight.

- Hey can you add X to the product?
No need to pull a Poly9, just do it by next week.

by yokwe99 November 28, 2010

Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.

The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.

by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015