Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.
“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
by January 08, 2023
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Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.
“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
by aSFina January 08, 2023
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Lü bu

Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.
Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2022
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bus lengths

means you got gapped by bus lengths in a race in cars or motorcycles
Tony thought he could take on Gavins Mustang but got put gapped by bus lengths
by 2019ChevyCorvetteC7ZR1 January 15, 2023
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Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.
To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.
by lapis.yoga March 06, 2021
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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 28, 2024
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D.C. Bus Trip

When a man and girl sit on a bus and give each other handjobs at the same time and say that they are "holding hands"
Abby and Adam gave each other a sloppy D.C. Bus Trip on the ride home.
by whosmans23 August 17, 2017
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